THIGH MASTERS WIN BY A LANDSLIDE OF "IN n OUT" Burgers: PATHETIC!

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TEAM SCORES AFTER WEEK 1-

POTSTICKERS -1700 (perfect week!) 1700/2= 850

DOS MAS PORFAVOR - 709 + 850 = 1559/2=779.5

THIGHMASTERS -850+838+838/3=842

TEAM SCORES AFTER WEEK 2-

POTSTICKERS - 705 x 2 = 1410/2 = 705 + 850= 1555

DOS MAS PORFAVOR -710 + 850=1560/2= 780 +779.5= 1559.5

THIGHMASTERS - 710+705+850= 755+842= 1597

TEAM SCORES AFTER WEEK 3-

POTSTICKERS - 710 + 850 = 1560/2 = 780 + 1555 = 2335

DOS MAS PORFAVOR - 710 + 849 = 1559/2 = 779.5 + 1559.5= 2339

THIGHMASTERS - 811.6 + 844 + 850= 835.2 + 1597=2432.2

TEAM SCORES AFTER WEEK 4-

POTSTICKERS - 804+847.2=825.6+2335=3160.6

DOS MAS PORFAVOR - 710 + 850 = 1560/2= 780 + 2339= 3119

THIGHMASTERS - 845+ 850+710 = 801.67+ 2432.2= 3233.87

Thursday, December 31, 2009

PATHETIC!

I am getting loads of entertainment reading your posts. All of the lavishing and lamenting over a silly drink like diet coke or cafe rio salad (this one actually sounds good). I have been laughing so hard that I have already taken care of my exercise points for the day! Oh, and Mother, I thought I had convinced you to purge yourself of that Sinners (STACY) drink months ago! I am very disappointed to hear that you have been bootlegging it at work, and have mislead your youngest son! In this case I hope you feel remorse for your actions. Remorse often times can lead to small (and sometimes large) episodes of binge eating and insomnia.

I must say that my wife seemed a bit disturbed yesterday as I, in my very masculine way, did my squats, pushups, crunches, etc in nothing but my garments. I am hoping that this diet will restore the lust that I once saw in her eyes (yes, just once).

I am also happy to announce that I weighed in this morning on the official UPS scale downstairs at work. I am 3.5 lbs lighter than when I weighed in on Monday morning. This was just after a 16 oz gulp of water (which I used to love before starting this stupid contest) and prior to my morning defecation (hope "defecation" is okay mom, I knew you would get mad if I said "TERD"). So, I may not be chalking up all "perfect days" - but this is a marathon, not a sprint (although I would whoop you guys in a sprint too - not sure about Todd, but certainly you women). May the best water drinker win! Go Thighmasters (or are we still the DulaZeys?)

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shannonDecember 31, 2009 at 1:50 PM
Talk about entertaining... Boy, Tyler, you certainly can "lay it on thick"!! (o: Yes, I too, like my sweet daughter, have had 3 almost perfect days even though we were traveling (except for the sleep, but I got to cuddle with Avery, so that's even better than trying to sleep!!) Thanks to the Rasmussen treadmill, I got in the exercise stuff too. -ten hours sleep last night and I haven't done that in at least 25 years.
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stacyDecember 31, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Tyler Freakin Bart,
You are the JRA-est person I know. I am sure that if you would have weighed after your TERD, you would have weighed nothing because you are full of %@#*!!! There is no way you are winning this game. If you win this game I will move to Canada.
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SaraDecember 31, 2009 at 5:04 PM
stacy, i will move with you because there is no way that i am letting tyler beat me, sorry kim and shannon. i am sorry that you have such a smart @#% on your team.
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TylerJanuary 1, 2010 at 1:04 PM
Stacy you have always been more like a canadian than an american anyways. You would fit well with the hairy armpitted french women.
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a perfect day is worth 100 points. a perfect day includes:

- 30 meal points: you earn 6 points per meal for eating five fully sanctioned meals. no snacks between meals. OR since none of us are following the game on food plan, use the 30 points according to how well you think you have done on the food plan you are following. it is a good idea to eat often to keep your metabolism going.

- 20 exercise points: you earn your exercise points by doing some form of exercise for 20 minutes per day. (exercise must raise heartbeat and increase breathing - i.e. can carry on a conversation, but can't sing a song).

- 10 water points: you earn your water points by drinking 3 liters of water per day. all or nothing.

- 15 sleep points: you earn your sleep points by sleeping for a minimum of seven hours a night (or trying to sleep).

- 20 transformation points: you earn 10 points a day for practicing one healthy new habit (must be measurable, meaning you know definitely that you have done it or not for the day) and another 10 points a day for eliminating one unhealthy old habit.

- 5 communication points: you earn your communication points by being in contact with at least one teammate and at least one opponent each day. posting on the blog counts for both. phone calls, emails, and text messages count.

- add 20% of total points earned if lost 1% of your starting weight for the week.

- add 10 points for reporting your score to the blog before noon on mondays.

- give yourself full points for your day off and your meal off.

PENALTIES:

- scale penalty: deduct 1 point each time you weigh yourself more than one time in one day.

- collusion penalty: deduct 20 points if you suggest cheating in the game (i.e. "i will not drink your water if you don't drink your water and then when we both lose our points, it will even out.")

- change your habit: deduct 50 points if you decide your habit is too hard and you change it mid game.

- since none of us are following the game on food plan, we won't be using the snacking penalty.

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