I must say that I am thrilled to be 25% done with this little competition. I am already getting sick of asking my wife if it is okay to put something in my mouth. Also, the late night water drinking required to "catch up" for the day reminds me of the contests that we used to have as kids with the Brinkerhoffs. However I have found a new sense of passion & purpose in this competition by inciting the enemy. I must say that the thoughts of sending Stacy and Sara both to Canada as LOSERS makes me as giddy as Aunt Buela with a plate of french toast (dont ask for an explanation if you dont already know).
Now, taking on a more sportmanslike demeanor. I would like to propose an additional competition to keep this little game out of the doldrums - lets have a little side competition to see who loses the largest amount of weight as a percentage of their total body weight. What do you all think?
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Todd- "I don't think that is fair because some of us are not as "thick" as others in this game (Tyler) making it much easier for them to lose the added padding (baby got back, Ty)."
ReplyDeleteStacy- I have no worries about having to move to Canada. Todd and I have near perfect game going and will continue to because we are committed to our waterboarding and starvation and sweating on the spin bike ways. We know what is important.. getting our points. We don't have to play "catch up" because we drink all of our water by early afternoon-we enjoy eating our little salads and then trying to work our guts off in our gym. I wish every day could be FAST SUNDAY!!
Todd and I both know that we will be victorious in this most epic of battles. We are willing to have a side bet with whomever is brave enough to take us on.. What will the wager be?
i am up for whatever you can handle tyler. bring on the water.
ReplyDeleteHoney, I think you feel safe making that bet because it's already clear that you can lose weight faster than anyone!!!
ReplyDeleteRass Roost Hen,
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to say that I have the most to lose? I am already dreadfully depressed about the complexities of trying to get to the 175 lbs that you continually reference as requisite for our marital bliss!
Mrs. Game Official,
I want to re-divide teams!
All of the rest of you - I dont care what we offer up as a wager for the highest percentage weight loss, just something to add a little spice to this. I will gracefully resign myself from the side competition in order to satisfy all of the unjustified negativity being spouted from all of you!
PS Stacy, I dont ever remember seeing a jackrabbit with a FAT *** (removed for explitives). What does this tell you, huh? BRING IT!